How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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