i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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