Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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