If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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