Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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