No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
