i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Two words: nipple clamps
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