I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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