so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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