why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize