The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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