hotel room ftw
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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