girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I have post one night stand depression
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