i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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