I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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