I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
