How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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