i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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