Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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