Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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