you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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