You're completely useless in the revolution.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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