ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
That accounts for only three of the penises
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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