I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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