Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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