I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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