He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Brb crying the tears of my youth
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Randomize
