Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
