you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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