Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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