am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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