at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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