I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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