She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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