id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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