he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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