Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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