...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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