need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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