Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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