I wish life had little blips of pornography
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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