Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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