Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
