I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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