No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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