i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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