yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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