There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
