So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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