I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize
