ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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