Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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