Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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