Your tits are I can't wait for
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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