I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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