I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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